Anonymous asked: fuck one. marry one. kill one : Meg, Your mom, Your brother Sam
jeeze i thought this was a crazy death threat before i remember about this game. anyway obviously i’d kill sam, and then marry my mom so i didn’t have to have sex with her. she’d understand and probably be cool about it, we’d just get a legal marriage and not have a wedding or anything. and then we’d like divorce or pretend i wasn’t married to her at all or have the pope anull it or something. and fuck meg.
